Neo: Dude did you check out the latest Shakira video,boy the way she moves is simply awesome.
Xerxes:Seriously dude 'Hips don't Lie"
Neo: Shakira is a Colombian,I bet Colombian women are damn sexy.
Xerxes: (with a wide grin) Did I tell you my encounter with a Colombian Girl in London.
Neo: Shut up,don't tell me,You are serious?...I am all ears
Xerxes: One evening I was outside this pub in London hanging out with my friend,We were in the car park and there was this Colombian girl and her friend taking pictures of herself with the cars.
Neo: Wait,wait.wait...How did you know she was Colombian?
Xerxes: I am telling you the story in Past tense right and please don't interrupt my narration,
Neo: Oh sorry please continue I am impressed by your skills of Deduction
Xerxes:(Raising Eye brow but still continuing) So the Colombian chick comes up to me and wants some snaps of us together.
Neo: (Interrupts ) She wanted to click snaps with you but why would she do that?Are you sure she was not a hooker or something
Xerxes: Yeah rite,shut up.May be she never saw a Sardar beforein her life.
Neo: Hahahaha are you kidding me,you are saying you were the first sardar she saw in U.K.Was she made to travel blindfolded in London.
Xerxes: Do you want me to stop telling you the story.
Neo: Sorry ,Carry on :)
Xerxes:So she asks me to come to her place for a coffee and we could hang out there.
Neo: Ok ok what next.
Neo: Because of people like you,we have great expectations from Firang girls.
Xerxes: Dude not my fault.Ok so we try to take a rickshaw to her place and the rickshaw drivers turns out to be a colombian as well.
Neo: Rickshaw's in London??
Xerxes: They recently started this as a Eco travel thing but can we not digress please.So coming back to this
Colombian girl,she started getting very chatty with the rickshaw wallah.So when I interrupted them ,She
asked me to get a cigarette from the shop.
Neo: Then what?
Xerxes: Dude she ran away with the Rickshaw walla after telling me to get the cigarrete.
Neo: Hahahaha,thank goodness otherwise I would have had to listen to you Colombian inquisition for the rest of my life.
Xerxes: Ohh please,shut up.
Neo: Dude wait what happened to your friends?
Xerxes: Do you think I would care after being dumped like that.
Xerxes: Yeah rite,shut up.May be she never saw a Sardar beforein her life.
Neo: Hahahaha are you kidding me,you are saying you were the first sardar she saw in U.K.Was she made to travel blindfolded in London.
Xerxes: Do you want me to stop telling you the story.
Neo: Sorry ,Carry on :)
Xerxes:So she asks me to come to her place for a coffee and we could hang out there.
Neo: Ok ok what next.
Xerxes: I said to myself after all these years of struggle finally the gods have smiled on me.She was coming on to me very strongly.
Neo: Because of people like you,we have great expectations from Firang girls.
Xerxes: Dude not my fault.Ok so we try to take a rickshaw to her place and the rickshaw drivers turns out to be a colombian as well.
Neo: Rickshaw's in London??
Xerxes: They recently started this as a Eco travel thing but can we not digress please.So coming back to this
Colombian girl,she started getting very chatty with the rickshaw wallah.So when I interrupted them ,She
asked me to get a cigarette from the shop.
Neo: Then what?
Xerxes: Dude she ran away with the Rickshaw walla after telling me to get the cigarrete.
Neo: Hahahaha,thank goodness otherwise I would have had to listen to you Colombian inquisition for the rest of my life.
Xerxes: Ohh please,shut up.
Neo: Dude wait what happened to your friends?
Xerxes: Do you think I would care after being dumped like that.
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